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Movie Club Trivia

by Jo R.
                     

Test your Movie Club knowledge with the Movie Club Trivia Quiz.  Don't worry - it's multiple choice.  You will, however, be  severely punished for choosing the wrong answers. Punishments range from being poisoned with euphoric acid to being chastised with any number of brain-numbing sound effects. Good luck! 

 

Which of the following was voted the "most painful" Movie Club movie ever watched?
 Gone With the Wind. 
 Breakin' Two - Electric Boogaloo.
 Devil Dog - Hound of Hell.
 Firewalker.

 

What was Kurt Thomas's character's name in Gymkata?   
 Rhett Butler.
 Clark Gable.
 Vivien Leigh.
 Jonathan Cabot.

 

What was Sharon Stone's character's name in King Solomon's Mines?   
 Indiana Jones.
 Raymond Burr.
 Jonathan Cabot.
 Jesse Huston.

 

Which Movie Club movie featured a character with a roving eye patch?   
 Citizen Kane.
 The Maltese Falcon.
 The African Queen.
 Firewalker.

 

Which Movie Club member is often credited with the phrase "That'll leave a mark ..."?   
 Paul Bunyon.
 John Paul Jones.
 Rue Paul.
 Our very own Paul W.

 

In which Movie Club movie does the dead guy climb out of the water fountain at the end of the move?   
 Dead Poets Society.
 Dawn of The Dead.
 Shiryo no wana: Chigireta ai no satsujin (aka: Evil Dead Trap 3: Broken Love Killer)  
 Shaft in Africa.

 

Which Movie Club movie would have ended much, much, much, much,    
much earlier if they had just turned the electricity off?  
 
 None of them.
 All of them.
 Steel Magnolias.  
 Virus.

 

How was the giant snake (Seth) finally immobilized in the movie King  
Cobra?  
 
 He was shot with a bazooka by an amnesiac female spy hanging from a   
 telephone wire tied to a helicopter.
 Michael R. and Michel L. beat him into submission.
 He was banished to the Village of the Danged.  
 He was trapped in a giant tube and doused with Sleeping Gas.

 

Who's short shorts kept getting shorter throughout the Movie Club movie she appeared in?   
 Olive Oyl.
 Oliver Stone.
 Stone Philips.  
 Sharon Stone.


How many times can a horse-whip be used to hit an old man in the shoulder before it breaks?
 Tell me.
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 I don't know. Tell me (no).


What was the most dangerous weapon of any kind ever to be used in a Movie Club movie?   
 A gymnastics horse.
 Euphoric acid.
 Billy Baldwin's acting ability.
 A pie.