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Rating: 1 Poseidon



Reviewed by Snake Plissken




Viewing Date:  December 25, 2004  


Thissssss movie was sssssssssssssstupid, sssssssssssssslow, and ssssssssssssssssssappy, and ssssssssssssssssssstarred Ssssssssstrother Martin as the evil ssssssssssssssssssssceintist named Dr. Sssssssssssssssssssssstoner.
Dr. Ssssssssssssssssssstoner had a bad habit of hiring young college boys and turning them into sssssssssssssssssssssnakes.  This was an abnormal habit, even for a garden variety pervert like Dr. Ssssssssssssssssssssstoner.  

 Dirk Benedict, as Sssssssssssssssnake Boy

Invevitably, Dr. Ssssssssssssssssstoner's last victim, a young idiot played by Dirk Benedict, sssssssssssssssstarts to catch on that he's being turned into a sssssssssssssssssssssssnake, and gets rather upsssssssssssssssssssssssssset.  After all, he was in the middle of a torrid sssssssssssssssssnake-meets-girl relationship with Dr. Sssssssssssssssssssssstoner's daughter, and neither girl nor sssssssssssssnake was planning on this twissssssssssssssssst of fate.   

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 Dr. Sssstoners's Daughter, Krisssssssssssssssstina

One thing leads to another, and the Sssssssssssssssnake Boy's mutation starts to go wrong.  Dr. Ssssssssssssssssstroner reacts by locking Ssssssssssssssssssssnake Boy in the bedroom, which greatly upsssssssssssssssssssssets Ssssssssssssssssssssssssnake Boy's girlfriend Krisssssssssssssssstina Sssssssssssssssstoner.  
Nothing else of note happens before, during, or after Sssssssssssssssssssssnake Boy's transformation into a full sssssssssssssssssssnake.  At the end of the film, Snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnake Boy is shown fighting with a cobra, and the viewer is left without ever knowing who wins the fight.  This was unssssssssssssssssssssssssssssatisfying, to say the least.