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Rating:
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Reviewed by
Snake Plissken |
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| Viewing
Date: December 25, 2004 |
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Sssssssummary |
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| Thissssss movie
was sssssssssssssstupid, sssssssssssssslow, and
ssssssssssssssssssappy, and ssssssssssssssssssstarred
Ssssssssstrother Martin as the evil ssssssssssssssssssssceintist
named Dr. Sssssssssssssssssssssstoner. |
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| Dr.
Ssssssssssssssssssstoner had a bad habit of hiring young college
boys and turning them into sssssssssssssssssssssnakes.
This was an abnormal habit, even for a garden variety pervert
like Dr. Ssssssssssssssssssssstoner. |
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Dirk
Benedict, as Sssssssssssssssnake Boy |
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| Invevitably,
Dr. Ssssssssssssssssstoner's last victim, a young idiot played
by Dirk Benedict, sssssssssssssssstarts to catch on that he's
being turned into a sssssssssssssssssssssssnake, and gets rather
upsssssssssssssssssssssssssset. After all, he was in the
middle of a torrid sssssssssssssssssnake-meets-girl relationship
with Dr. Sssssssssssssssssssssstoner's daughter, and neither
girl nor sssssssssssssnake was planning on this
twissssssssssssssssst of fate. |
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Dr.
Sssstoners's Daughter, Krisssssssssssssssstina |
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| One thing leads
to another, and the Sssssssssssssssnake Boy's mutation starts to
go wrong. Dr. Ssssssssssssssssstroner reacts by locking
Ssssssssssssssssssssnake Boy in the bedroom, which greatly
upsssssssssssssssssssssets Ssssssssssssssssssssssssnake Boy's
girlfriend Krisssssssssssssssstina Sssssssssssssssstoner.
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| Nothing else of
note happens before, during, or after Sssssssssssssssssssssnake
Boy's transformation into a full sssssssssssssssssssnake.
At the end of the film, Snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnake Boy is shown
fighting with a cobra, and the viewer is left without ever
knowing who wins the fight. This was
unssssssssssssssssssssssssssssatisfying, to say the least.
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| Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayonara. |
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