After having endured a viewing of "Somewhere in Time" ('80), The Movie Club finds it necessary to issue the following Public Service Announcement:

This poor excuse for a film is the most juvenile, inane, sappy, dull, pathetic, senseless, preposterous concoction of driveling imbecilic trash ever committed to film.

As it is illogical to feel anything but pure loathe and contempt after a viewing SIT, one must question the stability of those with opposite reactions, i.e. the SIT fans.

Avoid this film at all costs. More importantly, avoid the fans of this film at all costs.  Remember, only you can take a STAND.