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Island
of The Lost
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By now, you have probably noticed
the image of the little dog endlessly chasing its own tail, and
are perhaps wondering what such an image has to do with a movie
review of Island of The Lost.
The explanation is as follows:
The dog chasing its own tail is a poignant example of a complete exercise in futility.
Attempting to write a just review of Island
of The Lost would likewise be a
poignant example of a complete exercise in futility.
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It is only out of a sense of
duty that a sampling of noteworthy observations about
this singular film will be listed below. But Island
of The Lost must be seen to be adequately
experienced. |
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| Noteworthy
Observations: |
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| a) Lou Halpin,
otherwise known as Sandy from the Flipper TV
series, being the most prominent actor in the film. |
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| b) Prehistoric reptiles
portrayed by live alligators with Elizabethan
collars affixed to their necks. |
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| c) Carnivorous ostriches
portrayed by live ostriches with fins affixed to
their backs and heads. |
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Saber-toothed wolves portrayed by German shepherds with
plastic fangs affixed to their upper jaws. |
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| e) The
shipwrecked family taking the time to build a bamboo xylophone,
then
breaking out in dance to its music. |
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| f) The
aboriginal natives unhesitatingly entering the cabin
of a 40 foot sloop and rooting through the ship's paperwork. |
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| g) The fate of
the natives who boarded the sloop - Click
Here.. |
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| f) The family
building and utilizing a hacksaw constructed from scallop shells. |
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| The most
likely places to find and obtain a copy of Island
of The Lost are Amazon.com
and eBay. |
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| Good luck. |
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