Hard
Rain was written by Graham Yost. I mention this only because he has
2 other award winning movies to his credit. Speed and Broken Arrow. Nuf
said.
A small
town in Ilindianiosana is being rained on. They have no weather
forecasts so everyone is taken by surprise, but they manage to evacuate
the town except for the cops and a bunch of money. The most surprised
guy is the lazy, shiftless dam operator who falls asleep at the switch
and manages to flood half of Indiaillinoisana when he fails to push the
right button and keep the dam from breaking. Fortunately, the state has
fine financial institutions that know conclusively when the dam is going
to break and when it is going to rain hard, so they arrange to evacuate
the money in low-lying banks (pun intended). The crooks in this little
hamlet also have psychic powers and know that the armored car carrying
the evacuated money will get stuck trying to drive through water that is
40 feet deep because the dam broke and it's raining.
The
armored car drivers are Tom (Christian Slater) and his Uncle Charlie (Ed
Asner). Uncle Charlie tries to convince Tom that armored car driving is
an honorable profession, but Uncle Charlie gets shot and killed by the
main bad guy Jim (Morgan Freeman) in the first 30 seconds of the movie,
which neatly ends that debate.
When
the bad guys try to get the money out of the armored car they discover
that Tom has ditched his dead Uncle and absconded with the loot. Tom
swims over to the unflooded sheriff's office to get help and finds the
good-guy sheriff (Randy Quaid). When the sheriff hears Tom's story, he
becomes the bad-guy-greedy sheriff and locks Tom up in a
soon-to-be-flooded-on-cue-cell. Tom is saved by Karen (Minnie Driver)
who is so inconsequential to the plot of this movie that she shouldn't
be in the credits.
The
rest of the movie is the four original bad guys and the
now-bad-guy-sheriff all chasing each other around the flooded town
trying to get Tom's money, on the conveniently-fully-fueled jet skis
that they "found" in a store. One of the most notable scenes
is when Tom baits one of the
rocket-scientists-riding-a-jet-ski-inside-a-school-hallway, into driving
his jet ski up a flight of stairs. The bad guy has a massive and fire
infused crash in the water filled hallway and is if course, not injured
at all.
Tom
and Karen arrange to have all the street lights and school hallway
lights remain on for the duration of the movie. Otherwise the viewer
would miss the important cameo appearance of Betty White playing a
crotchety person who has refused to evacuate her house. Don't worry, she
had a lot of working flashlights and her power never went out even when
the water was up to the second story of her house.
The
movie ends just when the jet ski riding bad guys ride through the
stained glass window of a church and just after Jim converts to good
guyism. It almost equates to socially redeeming moral value, but not
quite. Another reviewer said very aptly, "This movie, based on the
merits of proper story-telling techniques, unique style and believable
characters, fails on all counts." Another great Movie Club
success.....
E.W.